3/30 - Scientology Births, Penis Mascots, Joe Rogan, and Janice Dickinson

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7:00 - Ralph Showbiz Report

Katharine McPhee was in the bottom 2 of American Idol last night??  The audience was almost as outraged as Ralph, judging from their reaction.  Ralph pointed out an extra-loud screech you could hear.  Even Bucky Covington got more votes than her!  "America, shame on you!"  By the way, Lisa Tucker was elininated. Ralph called for a boycott for the whole FOX network's shows, including 24, House, Bones, Family Guy...wait, maybe not Family Guy!

See the tabloid pictures of Ryan Seacrest kissing Teri Hatcher?  "Foul on every level.  Notice, no man has ever looked more uncomfortable kissing a girl!"

7:12 - Frank Murphy's George Mason Patriots
Kevin and Bean actually know someone who went to Final Four Cinderella team George Mason University:  their old producer Frank Murphy!  He called in to reveal that it is actually a large school (with 29,000 students and a 10,000 seat stadium).  Kevin mentioned his disappointment when they knocked out UConn out of the tournament, because it meant no more "Rudy Gay with the beautiful penetration" jokes.  Bean: "Kevin has not changed since you left, Frank."  So will the Cheapest Man in the World be going to Indy to watch his big game?  Frank: "You mean, my game that's on FREE television??"   Dumb question, I guess.

7:29 - Giving Birth the Scientology Way
Tory was a Scientologist for 30 years and recently got out.  She helped train John Travolta, and eventually held a position near the top of the organization and called in to reveal the truth behind Scientology births and other stuff.  Regarding the cue cards supposedly seen being moved into Tom's mansion: the signs are extreme, but consistent with their 'silent birth' beliefs.  Yes, painkillers and epidurals are indeed frowned upon.  Yes, they use mafia-like tactics to try to clamp down on negative media.  Yes, she now views their methods as brainwashing.  Yes, they solicit money - she spent a total of over $200,000 with them.  No, she had never heard of the thing where they take the baby away from the mom 3 days immediately after birth.

Then 'Crazy Tom' himself called in!  He also confirmed the 'silent birth' rule, but added that there's also a thing called 'silent sex':  "She has to stay silent and think of other men...just like I do.  Uh, I mean women!  And Tory, you are a filthy, alien-covered whore."

8:15 - Joe Rogan
The actor/comedian recalled bombing at a seedy, low-rent strip club right after a 40 year-old couple  He also talked about Fear Factor likely being cancelled after this summer's run, how he loves stand-up, doesn't care for TV hosting (except for the money), and enjoyed the people involved with News Radio.  Interestingly, there was a kid who posted videos on his website.  Joe liked them so much, he hired the guy to film himself performing at clubs around on the country.  It's an online show, called the Joe Show.  And they may even turn it into a TV series!  About the MySpace brouhaha:  the kid was being a smarmy dick, so Joe wanted to dish it back. they have since made up.  Joe's performing at the Brea Improv this weekend.

8:48 - The Healthy Penis
The boys talked to Les, CEO of Better World Advertising, which created a mascot called the Healthy Penis - a 6' guy in a giant penis suit!  It was part of the San Francisco Health Deparment's anti-syphilis program.  they also have 3 different penis 'races', and Bean joked that the black penis guy must be about 9' tall.  Heh.  They also created the syphilis SORES characters, which chase the giant penis around.  Amazingly, syphilis cases dropped dramatically since their campaign started. 

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