8/13/08 - Ditching Your Date, Bean the A-Hole Grammar Police, and Weezer's Rivers Cuomo

Listen to all of the day's segments at the K&B Archive. 

I missed the interview with the guy who started a site/petition to get Psycho Mike off the air.   Apparently, Bean was wholeheartedly behind the guy as well.

7:14 - Listener Call-In: Ditching Your Date
So yesterday, when talking about the smallest deal-breakers, Psycho Mike told of how he was eating with a super-hot date and realized that she ate like a barbarian. Grossed out (and drunk), he couldn't think of any better plan than just standing up and walking out!

Listeners called in with their stories. One gal drove all the way up to San Francisco to meet a guy she met online.  After one look, she changed her mind (he was ugly), and drove straight back to L.A.  One classy guy took a girl out in his car into the woods (near his house, actually), started making out, claimed he had to go to the bathroom outside, and left her there!  What caused him to do this? He couldn't handle the one thick hair that was growing out of her neck. Nice.

7:40 - Bean's Blog: Bean, the Grammar Police
Bean is at it again. This time, he wrote a strongly worded letter to a Seattle radio station, complaining about their alleged mis-use of the terms 'partly cloudy' and 'partly sunny' in their weather forecasts. Kevin read his blog post in a mock-pompous voice, as he and Ralph hilariously ripped into the man they have nicknamed "Captain Minutiae". Other terms hey called him were 'an obnoxious turd' and a 'tremendous douchebag of mythic proportions'.  Ralph also suggested writing an apology letter to the station on behalf of Bean's assholery.  

8:12 - Madden NFL 09
I missed it, but Phil Frasier, Senior Producer of Madden NFL 09 called in to talk about the latest version of the game.

8:24 - Danny McBride
I also missed this interview: Actor Danny McBride talked about his movies Pineapple Express and Tropic Thunder.

8:39 - Ralph chraracter: John McCain Proves He's Hip
Apparently, John McCain's favorite TV shows are...Dexter and The Wire? Clearly a bogus claim by his campaign to make him appeal to the young and hip crowd, right? Not so, according to John himself when he called in, as he also claimed to enjoy The Hills and hip hopper Usher: "I'm being for real, man. Can you dig it? Give me some booty!"

9:08 - Rivers Cuomo
The Weezer frontman talked about his upcoming concert at the Forum (October 14, with Angels & Airwaves), playing the upcoming KROQ "Breakfast With" show, and the upcoming filming of their video for Troublemaker.  For this video, he will be asking for fans to come to the filming to perform the most world records at (the largest group of air guitarists, the largest break dancing circle, the highest stage dive, the biggest game of musical chairs, etc.). Sounds fun. Details will be on his website soon.

9:26 - Ralph Character: The Ugly Chinese Opening Ceremonies Girl
Chinese authorities have admitted that the little girl who sang their national anthem was lip-syncing to another girl's voice because the real singer was deemed not cute enough! The boys called her up to see how she felt, and the poor girl's self-esteem was still shattered by how ugly she felt she was. The self-pity turned to anger, however, as she then started to curse out the other girl.

Tomorrow: Dave the 10k runner (Ralph: "Is that weight, or distance??"), Airborne Toxic Event, and more Breaktfast With Weezer tickets.